2009 MOTY list is unspeakably lazy

1. John Cena v Rey Mysterio v Chris Jericho v Edge v Kane v Mike Knox, WWE, 2/15
2. John Cena v Shawn Michaels, WWE, 1/12
3. Matt Hardy v Jack Swagger, WWE, 1/13
4. Jack Swagger v Matt Hardy, WWE, 1/25
5. Edge v Triple H v Undertaker v Jeff Hardy v Big Show v Vladimir Kozlov, WWE, 2/15
6. John Cena v Chris Jericho, WWE, 2/2
7. Jack Swagger v Finlay, WWE, 2/3
8. Big Show v MVP, WWE, 1/16
9. John Cena v JBL, WWE, 1/25
10. Finlay v Jack Swagger, WWE, 1/6
11. Randy Orton v Shane McMahon, WWE, 2/15
12. Jeff Jarrett v Kurt Angle, TNA, 1/11
13. Jack Swagger v Christian, WWE, 2/10
14. The Miz & John Morrison & The Brian Kendrick v Primo & Carlito & R-Truth, WWE, 2/6
15. Shawn Michaels v JBL, WWE, 2/15
16. John Cena & Shawn Michaels v Chris Jericho & Randy Orton, WWE, 1/5
17. Edge & Big Show v Triple H & Undertaker, WWE, 2/6
18. Big Show v Festus, 1/30
19. Big Show v Triple H, WWE, 1/9
20. Randy Orton v Undertaker, WWE, 2/9
21. Chris Sabin v Alex Shelley, TNA, 1/11
22. Jack Swagger v Finlay, WWE, 2/15
23. John Cena v Shawn Michaels, WWE, 1/26
24. Triple H v Undertaker v Big Show v Vladimir Kozlov, WWE, 2/13
25. Jeff Hardy v Edge, WWE, 1/25

DROPPED: The Miz & John Morrison v Rey Mysterio & Kofi Kingston, WWE, 1/5

Holy shit that got up to 25 in a hurry. And like the title says, unspeakably lazy.

1. John Cena v Rey Mysterio v Chris Jericho v Edge v Kane v Mike Knox, WWE, 2/15

Because Rey Mysterio and John Cena are the best wrestlers in America, and fuck you.

5. Edge v Triple H v Undertaker v Jeff Hardy v Big Show v Vladimir Kozlov, WWE, 2/15

Because Edge is out early and Big Show rules and the ending run is pretty great and fuck you..

6. John Cena v Chris Jericho, WWE, 2/2

Because these two know how to work meaningful learned psychology, and fuck you.

7. Jack Swagger v Finlay, WWE, 2/3

Because his name is Finlay, and he loves to fight. And: fuck you.

11. Randy Orton v Shane McMahon, WWE, 2/15

Because Orton can drag almost anyone, kicking and screaming, to a ‘fuck you’ great match.

13. Jack Swagger v Christian, WWE, 2/10

Because it hints at further greatness to come, while being awesome in itself, and because fuck you.

14. The Miz & John Morrison & The Brian Kendrick v Primo & Carlito & R-Truth, WWE, 2/6

Because this is a seriously awesome six-man tag that shocked the hell out of me. Fuck you.

15. Shawn Michaels v JBL, WWE, 2/15

Because it was the last in the great series of JBL/Michaels emotion-fests, and fuck you I miss JBL.

17. Edge & Big Show v Triple H & Undertaker, WWE, 2/6

Because Big Show totally rules it here and makes this hilariously fun, and fuck you.

20. Randy Orton v Undertaker, WWE, 2/9

Because the ending sucks but ‘Taker is a great foil for Randy and because fuck you.

22. Jack Swagger v Finlay, WWE, 2/15

Because this is the worst of these two, but it’s still these two, and fuck you.

24. Triple H v Undertaker v Big Show v Vladimir Kozlov, WWE, 2/13

Because fuck you, that’s why.